Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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