thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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