Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
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Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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