I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
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We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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