I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
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I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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