New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Randomize
