ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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