I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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