She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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