Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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