You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
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he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
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Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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