You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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