Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
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I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
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Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
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