: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
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I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
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you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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