I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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