Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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