So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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