he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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