please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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