help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
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Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
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So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I smell like Dick and happiness
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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