So drunk its hurt
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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