He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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