girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I can't turn off my feet"
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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