Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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