It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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