Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
two words: eviction party
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
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My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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