Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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