It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Randomize
