dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
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