Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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