Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
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A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
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i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
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