Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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