I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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