I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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