How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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