You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
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