yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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