Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
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WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
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You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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