It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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