doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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