this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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