There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
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I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
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I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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