She said her name was "party"
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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