I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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