So drunk its hurt
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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