Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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