Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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