whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
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Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
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My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
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