We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
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Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
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Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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