Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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