He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
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Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
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Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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