...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
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Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
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This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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