after a month anything with tits is on the radar
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
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I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
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Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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