I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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