So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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